TRICK

Although not allergic to dogs, ironically, Mark is probably the only working go-go boy allergic to nuts. Even though he went to SUNY Oneonta and not Yale, Mark knows it is acceptable to call a Whiffenpoof a "Whiff" but not a "Poof" and that the legendary men's singing group was named after a mythical winter fish which rose to the surface and squawked through a hole in the ice when cheese was placed round the rim.

Although multitudes have accused Mark of stuffing his thong, he ardently denies such allegations. He will, however, admit to using a certain intimate item of apparel for purposes of enhancement. Before making a living as a go-go boy, Mark worked briefly in a lesbian and gay erotica bookstore and, before that, as a perfume squirter at Macy's. He was forced out of the latter job by an obsessed admirer who kept coming back to sample his eau de toilette.